2016.01.18 16:58
a gay person, laughing and having a fun time on the internet: luke skywalker is gay
a straight person, crying in agony: no…. that’s impossible….More accurate:
A tumblr-gay*: Luke skywalker is an autistic pansexual trans man! It’s totally canon!
Any normal person: ummm there’s not really any evidence to that? He has a wife and kids. So, no, I don’t really agree with that.
Tumblr community: STOP OPPRESSING US! EVERYONE HAS TO BE GAY AND FAT AND MENTALLY ILL OR WE ARE BEING LITERALLY KILLED! LUKE SKYWALKER IS A TRANSMYSOGYNIST, ABLEIST SLUR AND WE WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!
Conservatives: GAY PEOPLE ARE AN ABOMINATION! ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE 300,000 DOLLARS A YEAR SHOULD HAVE HEALTHCARE!
Liberals: Okay… Guys… I know the refugees in Cologne are sexually assaulting women… But it’s not their fault! And you can’t say anything to them because that’s their culture! But look at how mysogynistic the conservatives are! (Don’t argue, please. It’s triggering)
Meanwhile, the world has actual problems bigger than the game of oppression bingo going on here.
*translation: a genderqueer Demiboy gray ace lesbian who is sexually attracted to people’s names who start with the letter Q
a gay person laughing and having a fun time on the internet: luke skywalker is gay
this person: has a complete breakdown
(via lepidosaurs)
